10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth