10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright