10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson