10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom