10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"