10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen