10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.