10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Welcome to kicker school
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --