10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz