10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!