10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd