10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Welcome to kicker school
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.