10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.