10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."