10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- It's Free To Fold...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.