10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it