10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha