10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.