10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.