10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."