10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz