10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz