10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."