10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels