10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is for loners.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003