10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.