10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"