10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.