10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."