10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe