10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.