10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.