10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.