10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Why not, when some because there are three.