10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fold and live to fold again
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.