10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Welcome to kicker school
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword