10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?