10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger