10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.