10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.