10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm