10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.