10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-