10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow