10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom