10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.