10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth