10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.