10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."