10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT